GloBell Jokes
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts to.
Ned: What did you get the little medal for?
Fred: For singing.
Ned: Then what did you get this big one for?
Fred: For stopping.
Did you hear about the new dance called the elevator?
It has no steps.
Liz: Great news! The gym teacher said we were going to have a test today, rain or shine.
Jane: What’s so great about that?
Liz: It’s snowing.
Did you here about the composer who took to many baths? He began to write soap operas.
Customer: This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing?
Customer: Waiter, this plate is wet.
Waiter: Sir, that’s your soup.
Customer: Waiter there is a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don’t worry. The spider on the bread will take care of it.
Jack: Eh, you stink; did you take a shower today?
John: No. Why is one missing?
Mother: Who gave you a black eye?
Boy: Nobody, I had to fight for it.
There are 100 steps to heaven, and there is a joke on every step but the 99th. If you can survive not laughing, you made it into heaven. A blond, brunette and redhead all start on the 1st step but the brunette cracked up laughing. The redhead made it to the 50th step, but then burst out laughing. The blond made it to the 99th step and then burst out laughing, and god asks “why do you laugh? There is no joke on this step.” and she replies, “I just got the 1st one.”
Ned: Can you skate?
Fred: I don’t know, I can’t stand up long enough to find out.
Nike: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand over your mouth.
Nick: What? And get bitten?
Did you hear about the one man who moved to the city because he heard that the country was at war?