Frito & Dorito Present: Guys in Pink
It’s not hard to see that fashion styles are expressive of individual personalities. One week, it’s leg warmers; another week, it’s bandanas around necks. Here at Bell, the new trend is guys in PINK shirts.
Dorito: Finally!
Frito: Excuse me?! Guys in pink shirts is GAY!
Dorito: Well, excuse me?! It’s HOT!
Frito: Are you kidding me? Not cool.
Dorito: Pink on a guy shows their manliness.
Frito: Um - NO!
Dorito: Remember the survey? Half the people said ‘it takes a man to wear pink’.
Frito: No way is pink a manly colour.
Dorito: It totally is! Did you know people used to wrap their baby boys in pink because it was considered too strong a colour for girls?
Frito: (a) How did you know that? (b) Babies are not manly. And c’mon, if a guy has to wear pink to look macho, how macho is he?
Dorito: Some people wear black when they want to look sad. Why can’t guys wear pink to look macho? Besides, it shows that they’re confident individuals.
Frito: Confident?
Dorito: Yeah! A guy wearing pink obviously has a lot of self-confidence.
Frito: I don’t get it.
Dorito: They know that someone, like you, is gonna look at them and think Ugh! but they wear it anyway because they don’t care what people, like you, say.
Frito: Fine! But, you have to admit that some guys just don’t look good in it. Buff guys can sometimes pull it off. Skinny guys: never. The shade of pink matters, too.
Dorito: Isn’t it like that with all colours? Some guys look better in different styles, colours, whatever. You’re right about that.
Frito: Thank you!
Dorito: But that doesn’t mean that they can’t wear pink. And in our survey people said that both buff guys and skinny guys can look good in pink.
Frito: No - don’t tell them that! Some guys just can’t pull it off.
Dorito: Agreed: they’ll have to figure out what looks best on them.
Frito: That’s not what I -
Dorito: Look, if I can’t convince you, why don’t go talk to the other 22.5% of people at Bell who agree with you.
Frito: 22.5%? Get real.
Dorito: Most girls think it’s very sexual.
Frito: Don’t you mean sexy?
Dorito: No, I mean sexual.
Frito: Oh ... well ...
Dorito: Not feeling so tough now, huh? Guess what: those guys in pink are!
Frito: Lame.
Dorito: Let’s just say that once a wise man told me ‘If they can work it, it’s all good.’
Frito: Didn’t Marlaina say that?
Dorito: Yeah.
Frito: Thought so.
Dorito: You guys go, go, go!
Frito: OK, I get it. Want some Fritos?
Dorito: Ugh, no thanks. I got my Doritos here.
Frito: Those things are gross!
Dorito: You making fun of my Doritos?! Fritos are dog food, man!