Horoscopes
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Your life is a constructions site; a house yet not completed. Don’t forget your hard hat!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You were born under a lucky star – grip onto that luck for dear life!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You are trooping through the jungle. There are many things attempting to lure and trick you (perhaps even kill you) but you’ll come to a clearing, with focus, time and determination.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Your life resembles a hoarder’s closet; so full of memories and experiences and passion. You are lucky – it is better than the alternative.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You might think you are stuck in shivering quick sands. Look around you – there is bound to be rope somewhere.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You are bounding through a field of bluebells. A dark, sinister-looking stranger approaches you. Don’t worry, things aren’t always as they seem.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Someone in your life is your metaphorical chocolate: sweet, alluring, irresistible… but beware. In to large quantities, you will be harmed.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
In summer time, you spent your days frolicking in frivolity. Now the hard winter is forcing you to pay dearly for what you have done.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You might resemble a par of heels – tantalizing, beautiful to behold yet painful an costly to associate with. Beware – those who matter won’t fall for your trap.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
With certain people, keep in mind that falling might be fun, but landing will hurt.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Remember that if everyone were to put there troubles in a pile; you would surly take yours back.
Pieces (February 19 – March 20)
You have weaved yourself in a web of lies, cocooning you. If you manage to untangle each one from another, you will emerge a beautiful butterfly.