GloBell Jokes
A neutron walks into the Bell cafeteria and grabs everything in sight. When he walks up to the proton operating the register and asks, “How much is all of this?” and the proton replies, “No charge”. The neutron looks at him and says, “Are you sure?” and the proton says, “I’m positive”.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef
A student walks into class at 10:00 and the teacher says, “You should’ve been here at 9:05” the student looks at him curiously
and asks, “Why what happened at 9:05?”
The office administrator told the principal that there was an invisible student waiting to see him. The principal said, “Tell him I can’t see him now”.
What do you have when there are 100 rabbits standing in a row all jumping backwards?
A: A receding hairline
Why did the football coach visit the bank before the big game?
A: To get his quarterback
Why did the craft store worker pull the fire alarm?
A: He felt it was necessary
Why did the rabbit start to dance in the forest?
A: I cotton-tail you
Which famous slayer made it out of the casino with $100,000?
A: Bluffy the Vampire Slayer
The man told the goose, “I just saw a turtle run across the highway” and the goose said “Waddle I tell the rabbit?”
How to you get Pikachu on the bus?
A:You poke-him-on!