Need a lol?
I love a good joke, as does anyone, I'm sure. Here are some of my favourites, so enjoy!
“Did you know that when deer get together in large groups, they feel really great? In fact, if the group is big enough, they feel like a million bucks! And a million bucks, that's a lot of doe (dough)!”
“A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head, and the bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?" The pirate says, ‘Aaarrr! I have a Bounty on me head!’”
“Why do melons get married in churches? Because they cantaloupe!”
“If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
“Two ducks are swimming in a lake. One duck says, ‘Quack!’, and the other duck says, ‘WOAH! That's crazy! That's exactly what I was going to say!’”
“Witness: Officer! Come quick! We've found Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger, and they're both DEAD!
Police Officer: Oh no! We've got a cereal killer on our hands!”
Also: Here's a brain teaser for you. I didn't make it up, but it's pretty clever.
“Twelve men came to a hotel one night, only to find that it had only eleven vacant rooms. The desk clerk thought the matter over for a minute, then said to the first man, ‘Mr. Smith, if you wait here, I'll show the others to their rooms. Then I'll help you.’ The clerk put the second man in the first room, the third man in the second room, and so on until the eleventh man was in the tenth room. Then he returned to Mr. Smith and said, ‘Come right this way, please. I'll put you in the
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